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Mari, 18, Canada~ Yeah hi I smoke weed everyday

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undefyinq:

undefyinq:

imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma

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piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

humentallyinsane:

mlpstrider:

napoleon-is-complex:

mlpstrider:

But how did Edward get it up if vampires don’t have blood

because i wasted money on this big informational book about the series i can tell you. Stephanie Meyers said that all the vampires had venom to replace all bodily fluids. He came venom. His penis was a literal snake. Yes

oH MY GOd thIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOr

His… Anaconda do.

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